Suburban Legends - Dude Alert lyrics

Tight pants, flannel shirt, whoa baby, it's a dude alert This comes easy and I'm pleasin' To your eyes, I'm like a hurricane coming (Come on!) Tell the truth, I like to get my kicks Bro-in' down hard with my crew, it's the sh** I got one life, all my friends We get together and the fun won't end Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a dude alert Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a dude alert Brace yourself, baby, 'cause you might get hurt, are you ready? Ohhh yeah! Road trip, we're haulin' a** This is a river, not a bubble bath My new tattoo! Yeah, it's super-tribal From my neck down to my motorcycle, come on! Jello shots, they never make me sick Ladies gettin' hot, they wanna touch my (Ohhh yeah!) I got one life, all my friends We get together and the fun won't end Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a dude alert Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a dude alert Brace yourself, baby, 'cause you might get hurt, are you ready? Ohhh yeah! Sometimes through the fog it's difficult to see But your friends will be there to guide you to the light Some things change, but some things will always be the same (Saddle up, warriors!) Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a dude alert Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a dude alert Brace yourself, baby, 'cause you might get hurt, are you ready? Ohhh yeah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a dude alert (Dude alert!) Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a dude alert Brace yourself, baby, 'cause it's gonna hurt, are you ready? Better watch out baby, you're gonna get hurt. That was a dude alert, heh heh.