Suburban Legends - This Gigantic Robot k**s lyrics

Billy built a robot in his parents' garage Because he had a list of problems that he needed to solve He said I'm sick of The Hills, Laguna Beach is fake and whack Let's party like it's '96 and bring the horn section back Back before Gwen Stefani started rapping with Pharrell Gas cost $1.15 and Goldfinger could sell When reality TV wasn't scripted or contrived The bra** was fat and bumping and the beats were all played live See Billy was obsessed with third wave ska The Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake he'd seen them all He longed for a time when even Bill Clinton played the sax On the White House lawn and kids wore shades and checkered slacks So Billy sits back in the cla** and laughs With a notepad on his lap as he plans his task To make a giant robot, how's that And bring the real Orange County back! CHORUS This gigantic robot k**s He's gonna come down the block he's going to fire at will He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand He's gonna win the day for Billy make the city understand The robot was completed and it opened up its eyes Weighing 700 pounds and standing 8 foot 5 With his black coat, black shoes, black hat, set to attack He headed to the hills to give those spoiled kids a smack! Kristin Cavallari got knocked flat as Billy bumped the Aquabats He ripped out Mischa Barton's spine as he cranked Save Ferris and Sublime He burned down Heidi Montag's home as he bumped the O.C. Supertones He screamed while smashing L.C.'s head, “SKA IS NOT DEAD!” CHORUS This gigantic robot k**s He's gonna come down the block he's going to fire at will He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes He's gonna win the day for Billy take the OC by surprise He'll make you do the Macarena as you rock your Tamagotchi With his Newton down in Woodstock playing Sega la-di-da-di He brought the 90′s back and then he freed Tibet If you can't find this jam on Napster then the Wherehouse sells ca**ettes (old school) Gigantic (he was) Gigantic (this robot) Gigantic (so very) Gigantic (ska robot!!) CHORUS This gigantic robot k**s He's gonna come down the block he's going to fire at will He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand He's gonna win the day for Billy make the city understand This gigantic robot k**s He's gonna come down the block he's going to fire at will He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes He's gonna win the day for Billy take the whole world by surprise Robot: Ska is not dead