Substantial - Hottest Christmas On Record lyrics

[Verse 1:] Yeah… Chuck a deuce to the cold ‘Cause your dude trying to go Where degrees never freeze Sixty two be the low... ...and the winters are tame All I want for Christmas is some tickets baring my name Rather chill where it's warm I'll provide the cool Not a flake in range whole sky is blue Big sis scooped the fam where we riding too She replies we can do whatever you tryin' to do Bet that. Out here snow never a set back Plan to have an early winter tan when I get back (Ehh!) Strictly chillin in the figurative sense Plus I caught a whiff of an open grill by the fence Some may a**ume it's May or June ‘cause the feelings immense Hipped your dude a year or two ago been missing it since Now I swap my winter coat for a White Tee Cup of hot cocoa switched with some Iced Tea Shaping up nicely… [Hook:] Not quite Summer fam But this a different type of winter wonderland And almost 80 degrees Inside evergreen outside there's palm trees And it feels kind of ill The smell of winter been replaced by a grill Don't get no better Hottest christmas ever on record and we out'chea! [Verse 2:] No skull hats, long jawns or Timb boots Just sweats, short sleeve tops & gym shoes F! a snowman & snowballs I'm so gone Coppin' snowcones or hitting up Coldstone Might even call home to rub it in a bit They like “Young, you so wrong… you know that you ain't” I'm like aww man, come on you could made the trip But ya didn't so long we bout to hit the strip Bout to dip with the windows down feelin the breeze Feel like Spring but there's Christmas lights still in the trees Feel at ease... couldn't wait for winter break, see Did it right to ensure that winter didn't break me Looking like we waited for this moment all year Smiles all around ‘cause the fam's all here No one or cloud throwing shade, all clear Egg Nog in the cooler it's normally all beer Aww yeah! [Hook:] Not quite Summer fam But this a different type of winter wonderland And almost 80 degrees Inside evergreen outside there's palm trees And it feels kind of ill The smell of winter been replaced by a grill Don't get no better Hottest christmas ever on record and we out'chea! [Bridge:] Back home it's so cold More of the same is lame and so old So I'm rollin' (where the skyline's blue) And golden, (so much more to do) Head to the backyard or the park Grill to the sun go down and it's dark Then the next morning, (watch the kids open gifts) I'm soaring (Nothing quite like this) [Hook:] Not quite Summer fam But this a different type of winter wonderland And almost 80 degrees Inside evergreen outside there's palm trees And it feels kind of ill The smell of winter been replaced by a grill Don't get no better Hottest christmas ever on record and we out'chea! [Outro:] Orlando we see you Miami we see you Honolulu we see you San Diego we see you LA we see you Phoenix we see you Tuscon we see you New Orleans we see you