[Verse 1] I saw your face as you walked into the place And I said in detest; "what an awful waste of space" "What a mess, what a slag", as you walked out of the back For a f*g as you scoped up the set for a lad [Refrain 1] But you're such a pretty sight Though your makeup's pretty sh**e And your drinks are prob'ly spiked And when you're pissed I bet a tenner that you'll start a fight! [Verse 2] I saw your waist as you strutted to the bar Over there, everywhere; people stare at your arse Push-up bra, who you fooling? Everybody's drooling I'm not a fool so I'm sitting here; cool [Refrain 2] But you're such a pretty sight Showing skin through your fishnet tights And your drinks are prob'ly spiked I bet you're cheating on your boy but you think it's alright! Yeah! [Refrain 3] But you're such a pretty sight Though you don't ever seem right nice You prob'ly do this every night But it's alright