See, I chose this profession, so therefore, I earn beer [Laughter] Pretty much Got matches? And I'm not lyin' one f**in' bit, either Are you guys musicians? We're magicians What kind of music y'all play? The kind that..I dunno Ask and so you shall receive Whoo! Reggae! Reggae? Oh, reggae! I'm not too into reggae Why not? Oh well... I don't like it, that's why We play rock, blues. Oh, actually, we play, uh, you know bon jovi? Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Oh I like a little of this kind of music Yeah? Yeah I like jazz, blues Oh, jazz is great I'm not too into rap I really don't like that rap Rap? Rap I like oldies Some rock, some hard rock I even like a little mexican music Don't understand the sh** they're sayin' Don't understand nuthin', but I like it Now, the indian music Now that's somethin' to trip off of! Acid Because every song is like... You'd better be trippin' pretty hard Uh-huh I'll bet you trip hard Acid Oh, he's got it goin' on Don't you go near ya hand... Yeah Everyday Yeah, yeah, yeah Everyday I say, oh please don't lie We gotta leave. I swear You should get a real one, man, what's your f**in problem? Ah-hah I never said I thought you were stupid either He ain't got nuthin' on there Can one of y'all spare 20 cents I don't even have 20 cents I don't even have...uh.. If I had 20 cents a dollar like you... I'd spend the last one... This guy's got 20 cents, I'd bet you My wallet's inside Yeah, right, c'mon. Yeah, c'mon, you got money Yeah, you got cash Yeah, we know you got money, man Actually, I think I have a buck Give her the f**in' quarter! We checked you out, we know you... Whoo! Reggae! Reggae? Oh, reggae! I'm not too into reggae C'mon down One more time C'mon down. C'mon down Yeah Go down and see your baby now No We love you, yeah When I heard the verdict the first time, I was sitting there Yeah f** Can't go in there f** I know he wasn't.. I immediately gave him all my money f** I know he wasn't I got another friend, he got the sh** beat out of him for no reason You can stay here Hey man On that one You got a good samaritan here The mother-f**ers knocked on the door and arrested him for being drunk In public What's goin' on? I'm gonna break down the... He's really, in a mental hospital, and that thing really doesn't work You should get a real one, man, what's you f**in' problem Laaa...got a night down... Yah Who's this guy? [x2] That's Opie Opie Opie is our master Who's this guy? That's Opie Yah Who's this guy? [x2] That's Opie [x5] Opie [x2] That's Opie [x5] Opie And Opie is our master I am the master He's so smart, he's the smartest guy we know He created this Knock me out Master of the mother-f**er Wait, I have one Try that He usually doesn't speak Like, every 2 weeks He speaks in tongues Oh, in tounges He only speaks every 2 weeks (incoherent rambling) Hey, y'all meet Raleigh? This is like, speaking in tounges... Whoo!