Smoke Two Joints I smoke two joint at night I smoke two joint in the afternoon It makes me feel all right I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more Daddy he once told me "Son, you be hard workin' man" And momma she once told me "Son, you do the best you can" Then one day I meet a man He came to me and said "Hard work good and hard work fine But first take care of head" Whoa rock me to the night Ja say Sublime Smoke Two Joints