Think that i'm a loser Now that my pants are too low Cause i got holes in my shirt Think my dog could bite You think your life is really tough When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car Take a girl out She won't f** you You just buy her a gram of coke Spend all your money on sh**ty coke I'm not a loser! That's right! I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser! Cruisin' down the boulevard With your mommy's gas When you're looking for your kicks On friday night Only goal in life is to smoke a joint And decide that you're gonna get laid tonight You're a f**ing son of a b**h You arrogant a**hole You're pants are too tight f**in' h*mo You s** Cause you bu*t f** You dont belong here Go away You f**in gay I'm not a loser!