Stubby Kaye - Fugue For Tinhorns lyrics

[NICELY] I got the horse right here The name is Paul Revere And here's a guy that says if the weather's clear Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do If he says the horse can do, can do, can do [NICELY] Can do Can do This guy says the horse can do If he says the horse can do Can do Can do [BENNY] I'm pickin' Valentine Cause on the morning line A guy has got him figured at five to nine Has chance Has chance This guy says the horse has chance [RUSTY CHARLIE] But look at Epitaph He wins it by a half According to this here in the Telegraph For Paul Revere I'll bite I hear his foot's all right Of course it all depends if it rained last night Likes mud Likes mud This X means the horse likes mud If that means the horse likes mud Likes mud Likes mud If he says the horse has chance Has chance Has chance I know it's Valentine The morning work looks fine Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine Needs race Needs race This guy says the horse needs race "Big Threat" "Big Threat" This guy calls the horse "Big Threat" If he calls the horse "Big Threat" Big Threat Big Threat And just a minute, boys I've got the feed box noise It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise I tell you Paul Revere Now this is no bum steer It's from a handicapper that's real sincere Can do Can do This guy says the horse can do If he says the horse can do Can do Can do If he says the horse needs race Needs race Needs race I'm picking Valentine Cause on the morning line The guy has got him figured at five to nine Has chance Has chance This guy says the horse has chance Shows cla** Shows cla** This guy says the horse shows cla** If he says the horse shows cla** Shows cla** Shows cla** So make it Epitaph He wins it by a half According to this here in the Telegraph [RUSTY CHARLIE] Epitaph [BENNY] Valentine [NICELY] Paul Revere [ALL] I got the horse right here!