Baby's just waiting for a melody Baby's just waiting for a girl Some piece of comfort on a rainy day Some piece of comfort in the world But are you ready to play your part? Or will you crawl back into your hole Baby's just waiting for your time to come Baby's just hoping for a break Some piece of sunshine from the sky above Why should they have all the fun? 20 years of education, you'd need 20 minutes of emancipation Baby, it's time to get out 20 years incarceration, 20 minutes of elucidation I'd like to be your source of freedom I've got an idea, it's going to take more than a year Baby's just waiting for the phone to ring (you need to get a new phone) Baby's just hoping for some love (you have to get some) Please look around, you are so out of time (it's for your own good, you snob) How much does milk cost? Honey, you dress like the 50s You watch I Love Lucy You fail in every category of what a modern man should be You dress from the thrift store Won't open your front door You fail in every category Of the man that would interest me Of the boy i would take seriously Of the kid that was eager to please