Stuart Davis - Eight Days in the Lotus lyrics

There's a lot of different kinds of Buddhism, Of particular interest is this one When your teacher's think you're nearing a breakthrough in consciousness They make you sit totally still, for eight days, with big sticks ready And if you move even the smallest amount, they beat you! Be still Buddha, they'll beat you Be still Buddha, they'll beat you Eight days in the lotus, meditating fast If you lose your Buddha, the monks'll kick your a** I heard about this and I thought of my monastery sized walk in closet And that Bending Branches hockey stick I keep in there "I can do this," I thought, "I would have to do both jobs, But I could synchronize," Be still Buddha, I'll beat you Be still Buddha, I'll beat you Eight days in the lotus, meditating fast If I lose your Buddha, I'll kick my a** I'll tell you something... it works! I'm officially Enlightened! 'Cause for eight days I sat in that walk-in closet and I held the posture, Legs fell asleep and muscles cramped up, but if i moved even the smallest amount, I'd beat myself with that Bending Branches hockey stick Like... like... like I was in the Stanley Cup Finals Going one on one with the Shiva Looks like a break away in overtime, Slapshot from the Blue Line Davis scores, enlightenment wins Eight days in the lotus, meditating fast If I lose my Buddha... Eight days in the lotus (Davis shoots!) meditating fast (enlightenment wins!) If I lose my Buddha...