Stuart Davis - Pipe Bomb Guru lyrics

I know that I'll be famous when I k** the President There's gonna be blood on the White House lawn Nuts and bolts and dynamite In a six inch steel tube packed so tight It's gonna be disguised as a chocolate cake And sweets will be the President's last mistake I've been brooding, self-imploding My leash just snapped, It feels so good to be unloading Chorus: It's not an idle threat, I'm gonna do it I'm gonna build a pipe bomb, I'm gonna follow through with The d**h threat plans, and a social coup And you won't laugh when the dead guy is you, Will you Mr. President? It's gonna come true - pipe bomb guru I used to be a postman till I took some bad acid And burned a horse's head on the boss' desk They put me in a mental ward, five year sentence Workin' in a bakery I plotted vengeance I pulled a Betty Crocker on the nation's chief And this is one desert that's gonna Wreck more than his teeth I've been fuming - rage is boiling The tether's broke, man it's great to be uncoiling Chorus I'm gonna hit this country's voters where they live I'm gonna turn the president into a human sieve Pennsylvania Avenue is really gonna shake There's an awful lot of bang In my German Chocolate cake I'll give history a s**er punch Then write a book about it and get paid to speak at brunches Chorus A personal apocalypse - pipe bomb guru