There's a man at the mic Six foot three Bald and beautiful But that's not me I'm a boy in bed With a bottle of juice Waxed and wet And 80 proof I've seen all the wonders of the World I've seen all the wonders of the World I keep a finger on the trigger of doubt Try to decide if I should figure it out I guess I wonder what the fuss is about Soon as I know I will be spitting it out I wanna, I gotta, I better, I'm gonna Spit it out Two-faced pig (they're identical twins) It doesn't really matter Which one wins I got a way with words The eloquent hex I could conjure anything But it's always s** I've seen all the dungeons in a girl I've seen all the dungeons in a girl I keep a finger on the trigger of doubt Try to decide if I should figure it out I guess I wonder what the fuss is about Soon as I know I will be spitting it out I wanna, I gotta, I better, I'm gonna Spit it out Are you looking for God? Follow the smell It hides inside Some tortoise shell I've seen turtles underneath the World I've seen turtles underneath the World I keep a finger on the trigger of doubt Try to decide if I should figure it out I guess I wonder what the fuss is about Soon as I know I will be spitting it out I wanna, I gotta, I better, I'm gonna Spit it out