Stuart Davis - Mermaid lyrics

It was a costume party where we first met And you were some kinda mermaid fish "What a set of gills," I said, "Man, what a seafood dish," I dropped my line, i cast my hook, with a "What say later on We run upstream, baby, mingle fins or just dig right in and spawn," The mermaid suits giving me the urge to blow this joint and get submerged with you Come on baby now nature knows it's a blue lagoon and we don't need clothes 'cause I'm feelin a lot like Jacques Cousteau And you look to me just like Aquaman's daughter, Let's take off our clothes, baby, jump in the water Let's immerse ourselves in H-2-O, but baby let's do it al fresco That means naked So piece by piece and thread by thread we get to birthday suits at last The only thing brighter than the moon tonight is my skinny little a** When two nude bodies take the plunge in one mood inducing dive, It's a fat aphrodisiac when those endorphins come alive So let's use these naked dorsal fins to commence some aqua sin tonight, yeah Deep six your inhibitions, baby, set sail for some s**ual fission And now your pardon I must beg, but that's not my snorkel rubbing against your leg Come on under cause I know you wanna, it's a feeding frenzy and we're love piranhas We're like two big horny wet crustaceans trying to get a liquid copulation That means the f-word It was a tidal wave of craving, a hurricane with a sweet refrain Quakes and thunder three feet under, a white monsoon beneath the libido moon I know I've never seen a wake that large, it could've swamped a river barge It's three years later and I'm a seaweed head, Well I can't make love unless I'm in a waterbed I mope around in my scuba suit by the stream I just s** the air tanks and daydream 'Cause every time I'm at that riverbed there's a part of me that just stands on end 'Cause you ain't never been laid unless you had a romp with a mermaid... ...or a walleye or a brown trout or a dolphin...