Stuart Davis - I Need lyrics

I need a mother and a nurse I need a girlfriend with a shotgun in her purse I need a rug that doesn't stain I need a muffler for my brain I need Geraldo for some hope And Oprah Winfrey's show Can teach me how to cope I need a country that's not sick I need emotions hard as a brick I need a peephole in my door I need a leader that won't sleep With common who*es I need to put my faith in God I need a brand new fishing rod I need a castle and a sword Or just a room inside the clinic's mental ward I need some focus or a dream I need to justify my inflated self esteem I need a sink that doesn't drip Or a bag of chips that won't Explode if they are ripped I need a personality enhancer I need a cure for cancer I need to stop the way I drink (over at People's) I need to know that wolves Won't soon become extinct I need a savior that forgives I need to change the way I live I need a freezer full of juice I need to find a way so I don't reproduce I need a pony and a boat I need to think before I vote I need the press to feed me lies I need a pet that never dies I need to catch a piece of a** I need to learn to stain some gla**