Stuart Davis - Asshole World Renown lyrics

Bored stiff with my wallet fat, I ordained myself a diplomat Bought a plane and some aerosol, sprayed my name on China's Wall Then I pissed all over the Kremlin steps, punched a monk in Tibet Got drunk and disordered in the ol' big Apple, pa**ed gas in the Cistine Chapel I've thrown darts at the Mona Lisa, tied lead weights to the tower of Pisa Sold salt water in the big Sahara, then I took a sh** in the Riviera a**hole World Renown Went to Rome and spread V.D., robbed the homeless in Tahiti Was slapped by a woman in the great Euphrates, kidnapped kids in the slums of Haiti Poisoned livestock in Korea, tainted food shelves in Tanzania Torched Saigon like a Buddhist pyro, slashed tires in the streets of Cairo I chucked eggs at Castro's doorway, I once puked on the king of Norway For eighteen days I roamed Japan, choking little kittens with my bare hands Stuck my gum on Venus De Milo, did Zimbabwe shooting rhinos Ran nude straight through Nepal, spit my chew in Taj Mahal a**hole World Renown