Stu-B-Doo - Lapdance lyrics

[Ras Ka**] She had me only, almost loosin my cool Remi and Moet wit brew, shootin pool Ask me if I wanted a dance, yeah Made my way to her chair, sugar shake it over here Fell in love wit the clothes that she didn't wear Beat the fat derriere, while I whispered in her air Hope it all about Chippers, I'm tryin to kick it after I tip ya Pour ya in my champagne gla** and sip ya Tropical, clockin, Latin American mami, Sevita from Guyana Move like good s**, plus her eyes do the rest Baby soft flesh, you could rest, who the best Honey straight bangin ya, puffin the Buddha pest, tatas danglin Started to flow, she promised not to hurt me Wrapped her legs around my neck, and worked me, wit a lapdance [Hook: RC] The Henny got me in a zone, I wanna take you home So we can be alone, for my lapdance I think I got another dime, just do it one more time The only thing that's on my mind, is my lapdance [Ras Ka**] Face cameras on, raspberry lipstick Had to be twisted, "Not really", she insisted Experimented a little, but never kissed it Do I have a girlfriend, she can be my mistress Pop the P, like it's just for me Bout three G's, hangin out of G-string V I don't see nothin wrong wit the hump Damn, sweetie, don't brake you high heel pump Gotta keep it crunk though When the DJ pay, she next on stage After the song she gotta go, meet you at bar when I'm done 1-51, tie cherries in a knot wit her tongue Work the poll like Dominique Dawes, without drawers Applause, brakin n***as like laws We fantasize for the chance to romance But it cost 10 dollars for another lapdance [Hook] [RC] I've been your fool, you know you gotta pay your dues You wanna get wit Ras and Rueb Then you must choose, and you know you can't loose There's somethin bout the way that you shakin your rump It makes me feel good cuz I likes to hump The way you move your body in a s**y way It makes wanna lapdance everyday [Ras Ka**] She said 5 for the top, 10 for the bottom Looked her up and down, said "Hmm, I got 'em" [RC] And she worked the nightshift A dish water blonde, tall and fine She made a lotta till, ask her what you gotta say, n***a [Ras Ka**] First of all, she 5'8", I'm 5'6" But if I put on my Prince heels, can we go on a dance Had her laughin, like Ras you off the hook I got 101 positions, that'll leave you shook Off the books, I'm all yours on all fours Wit nine chords, so, me and more Keep it real wit me, pick me up at three Scooped up in the Lex, and got served for free OohWee [Hook]