Stretch Armstrong - I Hate College lyrics

[Asher Roth] Yo, this is motherf**in' Asher Roth Hangin' out in Castle Creek chugging water Rappin' to horsies with my f**in' man, Dirt Nasty Stretch Armstrong, this is the f**in' White Album [Intro] Yeah, I never went to college So I , you know, I don't really got too many story to tell But f** college, you know what I mean Get your dick s**ed [Hook] That party last night was off the chain But I didn't make it I got bad grades so I stayed home, alone and faded Smoking beer and drinking weed I flunked English and history GPA a 1.3 Can't get into university Man, I hate college [Verse 1] Can't go to college, man god damnit No chasing girls all over the campus Cause man I can't understand it It's off to ? to be a mechanic, sh** Frat boys you can s** a dick With that chug chug sh** Chug on this I get 40's pour it in my mouth From gorgeous who*es at your sorority house I never got my edu-macation So I sneak in the library, hit on Asians Honkies too, I'm not racist If you dumb like me, all I can say is... [Hook ] [Bridge] But I love drinking And I love women But I hate college [Verse 2] I can't say that I'm really ? s** my dick before you graduate A keg party, that gives me a happy face I ain't invited, s** the rattle snake f** your alumni I shroom with your girl, she thinks I'm a fun guy She was taking back shots From me while I was dressed like a mascot That's hot, that's collegic I throw up all over your Tempur-Pedic Snorting whiskey, drinking c**aine Got kicked out of college on the very first day [Hook] [Bridge]