Stretch Armstrong - Beastie Boys Medley lyrics

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty] Now here's a little story I got to tell About me and Legacy at the motel It started way back in room 15 With three hookers and PCP The room started melting and changing colors We brought the d**, they got the rubbers I pa**ed out naked in my baseball hat The b**hes woke me up with the [?] One OD honky I be Thank god I'm with the Leg-a-rochi Pulled out my penis and aimed it at the sky I yelled "Open up!" and let my balls fly [Verse 2: Andre Legacy] So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want I fill up your tank with my pump Don't play me out like a chump I come to your house and take a dump Don't you know the situation, hun I put my hotdog inside your buns No ketchup, no mustard But I relish the muffin while my meat's in your oven I love it, I can't lie Girls [?] at 12:45 [Verse 3: Dirt Nasty] Cause I'm a white cane sniffer, take a picture The white cane sniffer, bone your sister The white cane sniffer off the ricter Pack my beak on the sink like a ninja Come on, I party gnarly Doing Charlie [?] Ferarria car keys Don't doubt my parallel parking I do it perfectly while c**aine [?] [Verse 4: Andre Legacy] I'm Andre, I got nothing to lose Pay attention to attention [?] Got mics, guns, d**, and b**hes Between my legs I got a [?] Cooler than a girls room bathroom stall Three b**hes doing coke off my eight ball I got a cap, not a visor, I drink Budweiser Stretch Armstrong got the tables on fire [Verse 5: Dirt Nasty] Snatch your gold chain right off your neck I got your money and your honey and a baby dick One for all and all for one Taking out whack rappers with my BB gun All for one and one for all With me and Legacy in a stolen car Racing girl chasing, we got that [?] [?] [Verse 6: Andre Legacy] There's this b**h I know that's new in town Quick to s** your dick and pull her panties down Jump in the cab, late to the party Drunk as f**, drinking Bra** Monkey b**h was a bum, breath was funky In Tijuana she'll f** a donkey She's nasty, she likes to fight She's nasty, she's just my type [Verse 7: Dirt Nasty] I'm like a secret agent, tour around the nation Dirt Nasty, I was on vacation Ain't got a job, f** a 9 to 5 Me and my crew cool kicking [?] Lemon to a lime, a lime to a lemon Get my dick s**ed at 7/11 I used to be all on the TV shows Now I smoke crack with trashy hoes [Verse 8: Andre Legacy] It's the Legacy in the place to be Smoking dust with Dirt Nasty On the streets, me and my homies Drinking OE and eating Rice-A-Roni Hip-hop body rocking, do what it do Lean sipping, [?] sniffing glue Take a J train to the Brooklyn Zoo [?] with a bunch of Jews [Verse 9: Dirt Nasty] They got a committee to put away my co*k Cause I pull it out quick when I'm on your block [?] is what it's all about We went to In-N-Out and we got thrown out I got Armstrong and the Legacy I got all the fly ladies getting nasty Jizzed in her face but the nut was a [?] So I reached in the cooler and I grabbed a cool Bud