Stressmatic - Mr. Arm and Hammer lyrics

[Commercial narrator] Arm & Hammer baking soda Countless uses for pennies a day! [E-40] That Arm & Hammer mane That orange box of baking soda [Hook: Stressmatic] Cook so much, I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) Cook so much, I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) I'ma need a new wrist Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer [Verse 1: E-40] Mister Arm and Hammer in the trenches in the zone Mister Arm and Hammer outside with his pajamas on Mister Arm and Hammer never pissin' in a cup 'Cause he f**in' his probation officer, thick as f** Got the district sewed up, got the goonies on the squad Got the hammer loaded up, case the janky try to rob n***a's sittin' on some paper, n***a's sittin' on some scratch Got that dirty, bloody money, n***a don't pay tax Mister Arm & Hammer mannish, got b**hes and resources Out here eatin' good, feastin' on four courses Squat in rental buckets, keep the foreigns in storage More trees than a forest, more drums than the armed forces Pull up to the throat, thirty deep with the whole block Them boys play for keeps, put your head on the chopping block If you feel froggish leap, they'll bust your snot box [???] and forces to put you in a pine box [Hook: Stressmatic] Cook so much, I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) Cook so much, I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) I'ma need a new wrist Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer [Verse 2: E-40] Uuuuuhhhhhh Quality over quantity, algebra and geometry Loyalty, not dishonesty, livin' in this economy Gotta be with the shiznit, they'll take your kindness for weakness They'll gaffle you if you slinnip, they savages and they beastes They savages and they beastes, they mannishness increases They cannabis dish decreases, and I ain't bein' facetious Tryin' to get by 'cause she stresses, smokin' on a loosie 'Cause her aunties and uncle and all of them on Belushi In The Bay, they sell coochie All the b**hes got a big booty Hella n***as ridin' with a "rugey" FN-57 or an Uzi A-1 not no bammer, not tryin' to go to the slammer Don't work for construction, but pack a nail and a hammer They'll do some destruction, don't care if they're on the camera Dudes get to bustin' over slander and gander [Hook: Stressmatic] Cook so much, I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) Cook so much, I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) I'ma need a new wrist Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer [Verse 3: E-40] That orange box of baking soda, hustlas use it for their yola Anything that you request and it can help your inner jest It all purpose, ain't no secret, you can brush your teeth with it You can put it in the tub, you can take a bath and scrub Mister Arm and Hammer show the soil hella love Mister Arm and Hammer wealthy, got enough to buy the club Natural like an afro, cooler than an air conditioner Don't want to go to battle, if you start it, he gonna finish it Mister Arm and Hammer 'bout his business and the foolery Mister Arm and Hammer buyin' property and j**elry Mister Arm and Hammer give the people opportunity Mister Arm and Hammer givin' back to the community Congratulator, not a hater, money up like an escalator He don't ever do it minor, everything he do is major Mister Arm and Hammer keep a spoon up in his fist Cook so much that he gonna probably need a new wrist [Hook: Stressmatic] Cook so much, I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) Cook so much, I'ma need a new wrist (wrist) I'ma need a new wrist Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer (hammer) Mister Arm and Hammer