Not long ago in my high school days I watched a girl from far so away But every time she pa**ed me by I turned my head away and quietly sighed And when she walked by her hair would dance A secret tango that only I could understand And when she'd ask me for the time of day I'd look her in the eyes and quietly say Oh Kristina, Kristina, do you have any clue who I am? (HELL NO!) So listen up cause I'll tell ya once and I'll explain myself the best that I can, whoa Kristina, Kristina you don't know me so ill have to persist, (whistle) I'm kinda shy so no wonder why Kristina she don't know I exist From cla** to cla**, I followed her But I swore id leave her undisturbed And if she'd ever stopped and turned around I'd get so nervous that I'd stare at the ground And then one day in photography I found a contact print that I could not believe And there she was staring back at me So I took her home so quietly Oh Kristina, Kristina, do you have any clue who I am? (HELL NO!) So listen up cause I'll tell ya once And I'll explain myself the best that I can Kristina, Kristina you don't know me so I'll have to persist, [whistle] I'm kinda shy so no wonder why Kristina she don't know I exist 1.17.98 has been a day that I've come to hate As I walked into the video store There she stood as my jaw fell to the floor Tapping her toe, and waiting in line With a movie and another guy Why did I bother, Why did I care About this girl named Kristina Behr? Kristina, Kristina, you'll never get to know who I am (YOUR LOSS!) This is goodbye so please don't cry and ill let you down as softly as I can Kristina, Kristina, another name to cross off my list Another life, it could've been nice, but Kristina she won't know what she missed