If I learned to sing I would in a telephone booth Urine, junk and chewing gum Looking down on my street I'm cracking up, I'm happy you noticed I wrote a song for all of us I forgot how it feels I am a weird Superman I could not fly but on alcohol I can leap tall buildings I'm indestructible, yeah, you could try But I'm a weird Superman I have been called, I have been called I'm giving up, I'm going under She said, "I really love your early stuff" Wait here for the sequel I'm throwing up, I'm happy you noticed I wrote a song for all of us I forgot how it feels I am a weird Superman I could not fly but on alcohol I can leap tall buildings I'm indestructible, yeah, you could try But I'm a weird Superman I have been called You won't find out, you won't find out anyway You find out because I'm using my X-ray I see through you, you see through me But that's okay, maybe I am a weird Superman I could not fly but on alcohol I can leap tall buildings I'm indestructible, yeah, you could try But I'm a weird Superman I have been called, I have been called