Woke up early on Saturday My tie was still on and my hat was Resting on the bed post Sungla**es lost in the sheets Oh, who will I call Chevy's an a** and Gilda's got a cold I always took the fall It didn't matter then Because John would always laugh But he's not laughing now Rushed to call my agent on my Monday I need new work to get my head out of this It's with a young kid named Murray It's a ghost flick but the hell with it Oh, who will I call Chevy's an a** and Gilda's got a cold I always took the fall It didn't matter then Because John would always laugh But he's not laughing now I knew the guy he used to buy from I may have even introduced them He was a skinny guy from Brooklyn Arms always full of women So I decided to take my shotgun And take a long walk to Brooklyn I'd make him put the outfit on And strap him into the chair Then I stuffed everything in his mouth Everything he was holding I left him there to shout I had an audition And we have to, move on Without our brother John And everybody's got to sing new songs So Elwood, it's time To move on Oh, who will I call Chevy's an a** and Gilda's got a cold I always took the fall It didn't matter then Because John would always laugh But he's not laughing now