Sister Evangeline is sweet on me And she and I both know I'm pledged towards celibacy And I'll keep thinking of her And she'll keep touching herself And we'll both die of guilt And we'll both die of guilt Four days now I've tried Four days now I've tried Sister Evangeline won't talk to me I heard she moved away And had my baby And she'll keep running from me And I'll keep touching myself And we'll all die of guilt And we'll all die of guilt Oh and Sister Evangeline You know He is a part of me And every night I sing songs for Him to find Oh and Sister Evangeline I am trying to make a family But you keep moving so far away from me Oh and Sister Evangeline You know He is a part of me And every night I sing songs for Him to find Oh and Sister Evangeline I am trying to make a family But you keep moving so far away from me