Straight Outta Junior High - Vlah-Day Dee-Vats lyrics

When I was 17 I didnt make the team I couldnt achieve my dream of playing in the NBA I couldnt make the pa** Of course I got picked last Every body kicked my a** each and every day He smokes two packs a day That dont affect his play Hed never roll a j Like most guys today Hed never beat up fans He hardly understands English but hes my man And Im his smallest fan On and off the court hes got everything If you ask me hes my hero If you ask me hes my king My whole lifes is a nightmare but his lifes a dream Theres only one guy I want to be I want to be Vlade I want his body I wanna be 7 feet tall, palm a basketball and never shave If I could be Vlade I could be naughty I could drive fancy cars, hit all the bars, and get all the babes Get all the babes Now the Lakers have him back Only he could replace Shaq On the roster now theyre stacked Like Erica Elaniak In bed hes a gentle giant Maybe other pros should try it Hed never rape like Kobe Bryant Or pay them off just to keep quiet On and off the court hes got everything If you ask me hes my hero If you ask me hes my king My whole lifes a nightmare but his lifes a dream Theres only one guy I want to be I want to be Vlade I want his body I wanna be 7 feet tall, palm a basketball and never shave If I could be Vlade I could be naughty I would drive fancy cars, hit all the bars, and get all the babes Get all the babes I dont want to be Peja Stojakovic I dont want to be Darco Milicic I sure dont want to be Slobodan Milosovic Theres only one Serb I want to be I want to be Vlade I want his body I wanna be 7 feet tall, palm a basketball and never shave If I could be Vlade I could be naughty I would drive fancy cars, hit all the bars, and get all the babes Get all the babes