Well the Pilgrims have left us, the thanks are all given Black Friday is here, decoratings' begun By tomorrow the malls will have snow, freshly driven We've got thirty-one days to Christmas To Christmas! Although, it seems early to me To Christmas! Outside, it's, like fifty degrees To Christmas! The leaves, they still cling to their trees We got thirty-one days to Christmas! There's a chill in the air, a spiced latte is calling The Starbucks cups turning to red like the leaves We should think about shopping, but instead, we are stalling We've got twenty-four days to Christmas To Christmas! Open a bottle of wine To Christmas! December, our favorite time To Christmas! Unveil a new corporate design We've got twenty-four days to Christmas! Now there's one week to go, which means men can count on What is starting to think what to buy for their wives Think of baby, Lord Jesus and now we've got Amazon We've got seven whole days to Christmas To Christmas! Good Lord! Where has all the time gone?!? To Christmas! The gift we'll been dependent on To Christmas! Which spa is offering a Groupon? We've got seven whole days to Christmas! Christmas Eve's finally here and hot Toddy's we're drinkin' The stockings are hung with the utmost of care Somewhere in the night, we hear carolers singin'... "Wa**ail, wa**ail all over the town!" (What's Wa**ail?) It is just one night 'till Christmas To Christmas! Raise a gla** while we all CHEERS! To Christmas! Fill it with Whiskey or Beer To Christmas! It's the most fun time of year Three sixty-five days to Christmas! Now the big day is past, and we sit here, perplexed Post-Holiday blues are upon us, right now So with nothing to drink to, we look toward the next... (Carry the one...) It is only six days to New Year's! To New Year's! We all thought the party was done To New Year's! Then along comes the Years' biggest one To New Year's! I'm sure that we'll have much more fun We've got six days... to New Year's!