Stove - Drastic Sturgeon lyrics

Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving Difference in prices is truly amazing Chips from the freezer come in very big portions Down our end you get fantastic reductions You're a cheeky sod You've changed the odds Well if that's what you want Get your op, see you shopping in Sainsbury's Look so good all the people won't phase you They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune Just like the second coming with a much better hairdo Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now I'll be leaving soon Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect Pity 'bout the scar that is hidden below deck Just like new 'cos your change is so drastic Stay in the shade 'cos you're just made of plastic Don't look twice 'Cos you've got different eyes Than the ones that were fine That you could see through Don't look twice 'Cos you've got different thighs Than the ones that were fine That you could sit through (Oh, to me now)