Stormtroopers Of d**h - Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues lyrics

Irving! Where are my maxi pads? Help me find them before I paint the whole house red! You men have it so easy... I wish that you could feel this just once... I'm pa**ing clots the size of basketballs! Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Oh God, it's stained through onto my new dress! Goddamn it, why'd this have to happen now? I can't go out like this, I look like I've been shot! Ohh... You're hungry, are you? Well, come here, Irving darling How about a Bloody Mary? Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues