f** the Middle East There's too many problems They just get in the way We could surely live without them They hijack our planes They raise our oil prices We'll k** them all and have a ball And end their f**in' crisis Beirut, Lebanon won't exist once we're done Libya, Iran; we'll flush the ba*tards down the can Syrians and Shiites; crush their faces with our might Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks