You played the game of point and laugh But look, it's you now Beggin' for my auto-auto-autograph Ah-ah-ah-uh You held me down and you spit in my face Look at who's hangin' around Tryin' to get in when I-I-I-I own the place In your face, mr. "I'm too cool" I'm not tryin' to fight you I'm just tryin' to live my life and Not go off the deep end Well I've come a long way just to spite you And I'll go for a million miles But now you wanna be my friend Oh, it's a fat chick's revenge Yeaaah, yeaaah, yeaaah You were so cool way back when And yeah, I wanted to be you Like, 20 years ago, my friend Goodbye, my friend, mr. "I'm too cool" I'm not tryin' to fight you I'm just tryin' to live my life and Not go off the deep end Well I've come a long way just to spite you And I'll go for a million miles But now you wanna be my friend Oh, it's a fat chick's revenge It's a fat chick's revenge It's a fat chick's revenge It's a fat chick's revenge, yeah, yeah I'm not tryin' to fight you I'm just tryin' to love my life and Not go off the deep end... oooh... Well I've come a long way just to spite you And I'll go for a million miles But now you wanna be - Now you're just a wannabe! I'm not tryin' to fight you I'm just tryin' to live my life and Not go off the deep end Well I've come a long way just to spite you And I'll go for a million miles But now you wanna be my friend Oh, it's a fat chick's revenge