When you saw the red mist, you were horny and pissed No one tells you when you ought to go home So you start locking horns, he's a stag to your fawn Why the hell can't you leave it alone? Well your arse hit the floor, still you stand up for more There's no mercy for your stubborn pride And your girl starts to plead, as your face starts to bleed But with a drunken arm you flung her aside (Oh oh) Jake, Jake you know we love you (Oh oh oh) I know you're mad about the liberties he took (Oh oh oh) Make no mistake he'll crush you (Oh oh oh) Can't you see just how ridiculous you look Well you wont give it up 'Cause you don't give a f** Seems that some people just never learn Gave your shoulders a shrug Shouted danger's my drug And like a dog to his puke, you return Well this time was the last His fist was too fast His ring the last thing that you saw And your point laid to waste As a bid to save face Left you eating your lunch through a straw (Oh oh) Jake, Jake you know we love you (Oh oh oh) I know you're mad about the liberties he took (Oh oh oh) Make no mistake he'll crush you (Oh oh oh) Can't you see just how ridiculous you look Mid 8 Your brow frowns and your knuckles drag You mouth drools and your belly sags Downtown kicking up a stink The Drinking man is the missing link Your brow frowns and your knuckles drag Your eyes gaze out of two black bags Around town kicking up a stink The drinking man, ah (Oh oh) Jake, Jake you know we love you (Oh oh oh) I know you're mad about the liberties he took (Oh oh oh)Make no mistake he'll crush you (Oh oh oh) Can't you see just how ridiculous you look