I never kissed anyone 'til I was nineteen I never kissed anyone 'til I was nineteen When I'm in cold showers I go back to my high school gym cla** I was plumper than some And I felt so, so bad I never kissed anyone 'til I was nineteen Her name was Naomi and she was quite a scream I never kissed anyone 'til I was nineteen I never kissed anyone 'til I was nineteen Isn't it weird how we always write about love When there's so much more interesting stories in others I admit I'm guilty of this trend I promise some day I'll write about my friends I never kissed anyone 'til I was nineteen I never kissed anyone 'til I was nineteen