Stompin' Tom Connors - Jack of Many Trades lyrics

Down in the man power office I was lookin' for work When along comes the feller in a big white shirt He said you'll have to state your occupation son He broke the lead of his pencil when I said, Which one? I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all I'm a fisherman, a fireman, a repairman, a cowboy, a roofer A dog catcher, paymaster, bellboy, giant k**er, diamond driller Pig striller, milkman, gas pumper, coal dumper, bounty hunter, baker man Surveyor, brick layer, hockey player, DJ, high rigger, grave digger, cotton picker, Chess player I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all I'm a farmer, snake charmer, doctor, a lawyer, a mule skinner, cat skinner, Poker player, sawyer, floor sweeper, meter reader, miner, bum enroll, moss rigger Ticket taker, lumberjack, sonomer, blood doner, matador, Steveador, Gun slinger Pub singer, bell ringer, book maker, dry cleaner. I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all I'm a blacksmith, junkman, factory worker, lawman, bus driver, cab driver, truck driver Weather man, sqiudjigger, babysitter, carpenter, psychiatrist, body man, service man Taylor, archaeologist, home maker, law breaker, lead breaker, paper boy, bus boy A Water boy, bat boy, A lover boy. I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all I'm an oil man, train man, a garbage collector, mechanic, professor, teacher movie director, a shoemaker, cook, painter, bar tender, veterinary, plumber Tobacco man, barber, pipe setter, reporter, and salesman, postman, dealer man Store man, butcher man, hydro man, potato man. I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all And if you have a job around, sir I'd be the man to call, sir I'd be the man to call