Ask and you shall receive They use their Bibles for greed They f** who*es and do lots of speed Hey, they gotta stay up, they're on late night TV Ask and you shall receive The sermon today deals with hypocrisy "You must resist temptation - you must remain clean" God only knows their venereal disease So repent, repent, while your money's spent On their rich and sinful lifestyles Repent, repent, while your money's spent The money's not going to that helpless little child Ask and you shall receive With a mistress and a wife to deceive How do they find the time to plague our TV's The so-called evangelist and his money-making scheme Get the f** off my screen So repent, repent, while your money's spent On their rich and sinful lifestyles Repent, repent, while your money's spent The money's not going to that helpless little child Repent, repent, while your money's spent They seem so valiant, yet they're so vile Repent, repent, while your money's spent So pick up that phone and dial, dial, dial Repent, repent...