Went down to Tin Pan Alley To see what was goin' on Things was too hot down there Couldn't stay very long Hey hey hey hey Alley's the roughest place I've ever been All the people down there Livin' for their whisky, wine, and gin I heard a woman scream Yeah and I peeped through the door Some cat was workin' on Annie with a Lord with a two-by-four Hey hey hey hey Alley's the roughest place I've ever been All the people down there Livin' for their whisky, wine, and gin I heard a pistol shoot Yeah and it was a .44 Somebody k**ed a crap shooter Cause he didn't shake, rattle, and roll Hey hey hey hey Alley's the roughest place I've ever been All the people down there k**in' for their whisky, wine, and gin I saw a cop standing With his hand on his gun He said, this is a raid boy Nobody run Hey hey hey hey Alley's the roughest place I've ever been Yeah they took me away from Alley Lord they took me right back to the pen