Stevie McFly - Thesis lyrics

We gon be here for a minute, so take a seat and get cozy This tape is dedicated to the haters who oppose me These n***as MTV: they think they do, but they don't know me McFly is Barney Stinson, these n***as is Ted Mosby Jonesing for some girls like January or Rosie And trying to menage with Nicki and Parker Posey Golden tickets in my pocket, Wonka with them Trojies And until they bury me, you know my gang is Members Only These bros be hitting the gym, sipping on Sobe But I be smoking and sipping with all my homies Don't be tripping you n***as could never hold me Down, got the Crown, that liquor makes me the old me And when you see the old me? Know I'm going 100 Smoking Paul Revere blunts: the regulars are coming Got a K. West ego: you can't tell me nothing Zoe Bell and Evel Knievel, me and my girls stunting Like a boss, like a n***a who don't give a f** Wear my skinny jeans low; you know I got the biggest nuts You biggin up your wack mans, planning out your wack plans I'm ten steps ahead, sitting waiting for my advance Fat chance you silly n***as even try to step to me Your efforts be as futile as a Ron Paul presidency My n***as do what they do very expertly And you ain't got no brains; I just call you dudes the special team You think you go hard? n***a, that's my specialty You must be making mushrooms into motherf**ing special tea Step off the plane with a Goyard full of special leaves My phone looking like a hot college girl directory I spit exceptionally; watch the way I kick it, son Favorite Pokemon is Jolteon, but I'm more like Lickitung Cause when I lick her down, make her feel like she could hit the sun A million n***as on the come-up, but I'm the realest one Yeah, I'm the realest one; you know you feel me son And if I keep it up, one day I'll be as trill as Bun So spread my sh** around the torrent and the P2P Cause ain't none of you ready for the BQE And after that, none of my sh** will be too free So enjoy the fun sh** before I be too deep God Hates Swag and GGW, this summer see two treats Then the game my buffet, n***a, I need to eat