I'm a collector, I collect anything I find I never throw anything away that's mine And I'd collect you too if I was given half a chance And trap you under the gla** and add my autograph I catalogue, I preserve, and I index And file you into my collectible Rolodex I keep the rubbish what other people give away And keep all of the pieces in a metal tray Hoard Collect File Index Catalogue Preserve Ama** Index I'm a collector and I've always been misunderstood I like the things that people always seem to overlook I gather up and catalogue it in a book I wrote There's so much now that I forget if I don't make a note