I'm a kid in a candy store I'm a bull in a china shop I'm a tired old metaphor For everything you can't afford And everything you can't afford to be I'm a public embarra**ment I'm a bottle of diet poison I'm a walking advertisement For everything I never meant And everything I never meant to be [Chorus] I'm the reason I don't go out I'm afraid I might tell me something I'm the shadow of every doubt I'm the product this song's about I'm the product this song's about to be [Chorus] x2 Every morning Since I was born It's been hard to look in the mirror And see my face for the horns All the fun that the law allows All the fun but with half the meaning Come on over, I'll show you how If you lived here you'd be home by now If you still lived here you'd be home now with me [Chorus] x2