Steven Moffat - Introducing The New Companion... lyrics

Daleks: Exterminate! Seek, locate, destroy! (Firing at The Doctor and Bill) The Doctor takes a breath. Bill: What's that thing? The Doctor: A Dalek. Bill: A what? The Doctor: A Dalek. Bill: What's a Dalek?! The Doctor: Nevermind, it's a Dalek... Bill: Well that's not explaining, that's just saying a word - what's a Dalek?! The Doctor: It's an alien war machine. The deadliest alien war machine ever devised. Daleks: (In the distance...) Exterminate! Exterminate! Bill: Fat, though. The Doctor: I'm sorry? Bill: Well they'll never get through that door - it's too wide! The Doctor chuckles softly... The Doctor: (Whispering) It's a tank, a tank driven by a super evolved mutant. Programmed to wipe out all other lifeforms, so please - keep your voice down. Daleks: (In the distance...) Exterminate! Bill: It's got a s**er on it. The Doctor: It's also got a gun. Bill: (Laughing) It's got a gun and a s**er - why? D'they run out of guns? The Doctor: Bill, please. Bill: (Joking) Is there a Dalek at the back with no gun and two s**ers and it's really hacked off? The Doctor: I don't know - I've never asked because I've always been too busy running away. Now, please - shh... Daleks: (In the distance...) Exterminate! Bill: One more question... The Doctor: (Sarcastically) Oh, you do surprise me! Bill: Why do they keep saying "exterminate?" The Doctor: Because they want to k** us. Bill: Wouldn't it be quicker to just say "k**?" The Doctor: Do you really want them to save time? Bill: (Realising the ridiculousness of her question) Good point. The Doctor: (Gasps) We need to get back! Bill: (Confused) Back where? The Doctor: To the future. 2017 needs us. The Doctor and Bill run along the corridor frantically. A dalek has begun to chase them. Dalek: Exterminate! Humanoid detected! The Dalek is preparing to exterminate The Doctor and Bill. The pair hold hands and stare at the dalek terrified.