Steven M. Gold - Sex With a Stranger lyrics

[Intro] [Jason, played by Grant Rosenmeyer, speaking] My ball... [Rebecca Bunch, played by Rachel Bloom, speaking] Leave it! [Verse 1] Steppin' in the club All those eyes on me But there's only one path that I see You got a tight-a** bod Big brown eyes Come on cutie get between my thighs Cause I I don't even know your name [Jason, speaking] It's, uh, Jason, remember? [Rebecca, speaking] Sssh, don't tell me, don't tell me Oh why Don't we just call each other ‘baby'? It'll be simpler! [Chorus] Hey s**y stranger Come back to my place And I hope you're not a murderer Kiss me baby all over the place And please don't be a murderer (Please don't be a murderer Pl-pl-please don't be a murderer) [Verse 2] I'm sorry I'll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing Let me get back to playing with your thing You got a beautiful a** Strong-a** arms [speaking] Is that a gun?? Oh thank god, it's just your penis [singing] Have you been tested for STDs? (STDs) Tell me please! (STDs) Then waited a three-month window And got tested again Just makin' sure Most people don't know about the window [Chorus] Hey s**y stranger Let's go to my place And please don't harvest my kidney Don't give me that incredulous face I saw a movie like that on Lifetime [Bridge] Oh! Your balls smell weird Your balls smell so much worse than I feared You haven't aired out those balls in hours Please go wash your balls in the shower The bathroom is right down the hall, OK? Please don't steal anything on the way (Don't steal!) [Outro] Hey s**y stranger I'll be right back, I just forgot to do the dishes Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood [Rebecca, speaking] I promise I'll be back OK see you in a second bye!