Steven M. Gold - Group Hang lyrics

[Rebecca, speaking in a Latin accent] The night was going perfectly, mi amor We were having a romantic Mexican meal Or Cali-Mex Or Cali-Mex-Italian I don't really know what this food is! But our time together was cut short by the enemy of romance [Josh's friends] La la, la la la! [Rebecca] It was a group hang Group hang You're so far away in a group hang! A group hang, group hang Do we really need all these nachos? It was an intimate date Just you and me At a magical place Where refills are free Then your buddies showed up And tore us apart They're forces of evil A knife through my heart [Josh's friends] Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza! [Rebecca] A group hang Group hang You're just out of reach in a group hang A group hang, group hang I'm so afraid of horses! Now you're telling a story ‘Bout some dude named Jeffwad And the time he “sprooshed,” Whatever that means Feeling left out, so I jump in and say... [Rebecca, spoken] I had a friend named Jeff once. He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm [Rebecca] It was a group hang Group hang It just got weird in this group hang! Group hang, group hang It makes me so s**y sad [Hector, spoken] Ow, this guac is so spicy [Rebecca, spoken] Hey, wanna grab a drink at the bar? [Josh, spoken] Oh, okay [Rebecca, spoken] Great [Josh's friends] Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba! Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba! Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba! Guadalaraja, Sicily [Rebecca, spoken] That's not in Mexico! [Josh's friends] Corned beef enchilada, pickle taco, salsa verde cheesecake Bacon tamale, root beer margarita, taco stew! [Rebecca, spoken] Does the chef know what Mexico is? [Rebecca] A group hang Group hang What's this smoky tortilla soup thing? [Rebecca, spoken] I mean, really, am I crazy? There are-- I know there are people of Hispanic descent working at this restaurant [Rebecca] A group hang Group hang [Rebecca, spoken] How are they not offended with the ba*tardization of their culture? Is it just me? Maybe it's just me [Rebecca] You're so far away at a group hang [Rebecca, spoken] I feel like I'm being gaslighted by this restaurant [Rebecca] A group hang Group hang [Rebecca, spoken in Spanish] Y ahora la parte más temida de andar con el grupo. ¡El cheque!