Steven Drozd - She Don't Use Jelly lyrics

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts She'll make ya' breakfast She'll make ya' toast But she don't use bu*ter An' she don't use cheese She don't use jelly Or any of these She uses Vaseline Vaseline Vaseline An' I know a guy who goes to shows When he's at home and he blows his nose He don't use tissues or his sleeve He don't use napkins or any of these He uses magazines Magazines Magazines Magazines I know a girl who reminds me of Cher (Reminds me of Cher) She's always changin (She's always changin') The color of her hair (Color of her hair) But she don't use nothin' That ya' buy at the store She likes her hair to be real orange She uses tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines