Welcome to Hell, population me Local attraction, the heartbreak sea The smell in the air, of night bloom and despair By the dry wishing well Ah, welcome to Hell A plain little house, on a plain little road At the corner of Done, and Where'd It All Go? Time crawls by, with a shudder and moan It don't look like much But it's a heck of home Ah, welcome to Hell Population two Little old me, and the lack of you See the hole in the bed Where you no longer sleep In the chamber of promises We just couldn't keep What ever happened to the sweet little heaven Where we lived and loved so long? Where in the world are the man and the woman Who danced to their favorite song? Gone, gone, gone to Hell Even the devil wept Uh, when he heard The depth of our unhappiness Then he dried a tear And he sighed "Aw well Where do you think you are boy? Welcome to Hell" (Repeat verses 4 & 5) Every lonely soul Has a sad story to tell "Where do you think you are boy? Welcome to Hell" "Where do you think you are boy? Welcome to Hell"