Isn't it romantic Music in the night, a dream that can be heard Isn't it romantic Moving shadows write the oldest magic word I hear the breezes playing in the trees above While all the world is saying you were meant for love Isn't it romantic Merely to be young on such a night as this Isn't it romantic Every note that's sung is like a lover's kiss Sweet symbols in the moonlight Do you mean that I will fall in love perchance Isn't it romance? (Orchestral Interlude) Isn't it romantic Soon I will have found some girl that I adore Isn't it romantic While I sit around, my love can scrub the floor She'll kiss me every hour or she'll get the sack And when I take a shower, she can scrub my back Now, isn't that romantic On a moonlight night she'll cook me onion soup Kiddies are romantic And if we don't fight, we soon will have a troupe We'll help the population It's a duty that we owe to dear old France Isn't it romance?