Steve Taylor - The Lament Of Desmond R.G. Underwood-Fredrick IV lyrics

Ah, the news of my impending d**h Came at a really bad time for me Yeah, the news of my impending d**h Any other day might have been okay I was starting to track with my inner guide I was getting in touch with my feminine side But when the doctor starts whistling "Happy Trails" Tends to take a bit of wind out of the old sails Desi Ray, if I may be so blunt Galahad, bag your agnostic front Underwood, hire a good undertaker Freddie, get ready to meet your maker Ah, the news of my impending d**h Came at a really bad time for me I was far too young to depreciate When they read me my expiration date I'd built Iron Man stalls in the northern wild I'd played Cabbage Patch dolls with my inner child Now I'm getting sealed bids for a granite vault And I'm pretty sure this is my parents' fault Desi Ray, if I may be so blunt Galahad, bag your agnostic front Underwood, hire a good undertaker Freddie, get ready to meet your maker Ah, the news of my impending d**h Came at a really bad time for me When they cancel your breathing policy Tends to steal a bit of the old joie de vivre I'd just found the lost key to my mythic life So I bravely shook free of my kids and wife I had seminars booked as a second career Until a still, small voice screamed loud and clear Desi Ray, if I may be so blunt Galahad, bag your agnostic front Underwood, hire a good undertaker Freddie, get ready to meet your maker Desi Ray, if I may be so blunt Galahad, bag your agnostic front Underwood, hire a good undertaker Freddie, get ready to meet your maker