Sunday needs a pick-me-up? (Here's your chance) Do you get tired of the same old square dance? Allemande right now (All join hands) Do-Si-do to the promised boogie-land Got no need for altar calls Sold the altar for the mirror balls Do you shuffle? Do you twist? 'Cause with a hot hits playlist, now we say: This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the year This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear Mickey does the two-step (One, Two, Swing) All the little church mice doing their thing Boppin' in the bell tower (Rumba to the right) Knock, knock (Who's there?) Get me out of this limelight (So, you want to defect?) Officer, what did you expect? Got no rhythm, got no dough He said, "Listen, Bozo, don't you know:" This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the week This disco used to be a cute cathedral But we got no room if you ain't gonna be chic Oow, oow, oow, oow Sell your holy habitats That ship's been deserted by sinking rats The exclusive place to go Is where the pious pogo, don't you know This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the year This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the week This disco used to be a cute cathedral But we got no room if you ain't gonna be chic Hit me! Oh... Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo This disco Used to be a cute cathedral This disco Don't you know this disco This, this, this, this disco Ooo... This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear This disco use to be a cute cathedral