Steve Taylor - Shark Sandwich lyrics

Turn the radio on To a southern drawl Hear the Prophet Jimmy With a message for y'all "Well I have found a new utensil In the devil's toolbox And the heads are gonna roll If Jesus rocks" "It's of a worldly design God's music should be divine Try buying records like mine Avoid temptation" Guilty by a**ociation ... She's got her ear to the phone And her toe in a Seventeen mag She's got her nails on hold And her nylons in a cellophane Glad bag Her parents look the other way She doesn't hear a word they say She's stepping out, she's almost there I think she's running out of air Be a good girl Why be a good girl? Be a good girl Why be a good girl? She is a see-saw seeing if it matters She is a game of Chutes and Ladders Be a good girl Don't be a good girl Be a good girl Why be a good girl? She's on the outside begging for admission She needs a love without condition ... A politician next door Swore he'd set the Washington arena on fire Thinks he'll gladiate them But they're gonna make him a liar Well he's a good ol' boy Who was born and raised In the buckle of the Bible Belt But remember when you step Into your voting booth He'll never lie He'll just embellish the truth Promises were made to be broken, right? You've gotta play the game to win When you need supporting Tell them that you're born again Whatever happened to sin?