Steve Taylor - Take Me to Your Leader lyrics

Isabelle is a belly dancer With a kleptomaniac's restraint Tried stealing Helena's hand basket Made a fast getaway But McQueen she ain't At the courtroom Joshua judges her Ruthlessly on account of Ruth walking Out on him In the Big House Isabelle is a-telling all To the chaplain who's become her friend She says: I don't know why you care I don't know what's out there I don't know where or how Just take me to your leader now Take me to your leader now Justin is adjustin' to the odor from Theodore's Evergreen Incense But aroma therapy don't make him any Younger than Oliver's All Liver Supplements His late mate Merrilee merrily said Immortality can't be bought in a jar This just in: Justin's had enough of cure-alls Gonna quiz the neighbor kid with the fish on his car He says: I don't know why you care I don't know what's out there I don't know how it's done Just take me to your leader, son I see you've got the joy I've seen you live it, boy It's real, it's free, it's fun So take me to your leader , son Take me to your leader , son They don't know why we care They don't know what's out there They don't know how it's done Let's Take 'Em To Our Leader's Son They see we've got the joy They see us live it, oi It's real, it's free, it's fun Let's Take 'Em To Our Leader's Son They don't know why we care They don't know what's out there They don't know how it's done Let's Take 'Em To Our Leader's Son They see we've got the joy They see us live it, oi It's real, it's free, it's fun Let's Take 'Em To Our Leader's Son