Steve Roggenbuck - I am way older than five lyrics

I- *Inhales* f**! I feel the relaxation hitting my veins. Weed makes me so relaxed. I LOVE this! *** You've been having that pot bong in your mouth all afternoon! You haven't been gone done anything useful! Why don't you go do something useful like go to the post office? Ohh. Oh, oh, this is a very good strain. I've never smoked a strain THIS good. *** Please come to my house to get your free soup can. Wait one second. Hand me that joint! I'm going to put it in my bong and smoke it. SMOKE. THAT. POT. I am a sugar daddy. Uh, that means I have, uh, lots of, uh, cavities. *** All I want for Christmas is the dictatorship of the proletariat! He hit a brick wall going 100 bong rips an hour. Do you understand how fast that is of bong smoking and ripping? *** *Inhales* Ahh *Inhales* Ahh *Inhales* Ahh I started using condoms as bags. I'm not wacking off my dick. With prices like that, I'm not touching my schlong. *** Crystaling come with a goddamn user's manual. I'm f**ing sitting here dicking around with the goddamn crystal all afternoon. Can't f**ing figure out how to use the goddamn thing. I have a lot of personal growth that I need to attend to, man. I have a lot of personal development I have to get done, man. This weekend is f**ing packed for me. I have a lot of healing to do this weekend, man. I'm going to heal something *pats chest* in here, I'm definitely going to develop some of my strengths. (Heavy breathing, clutching microphone) (Feeds birds)