[Verse 1] Winter Park, what a mess you've made us After one long drive we can hardly speak So I'll set up camp on an itchy carpet Where, thanks to you, we'll make plans for the week [Verse 2] Eight words of advice Keep your pneumonia the hell away from me ‘Cause it could have come at a better time As you've overdosed on supplements and herbal tea [Chorus] It's breaking my back, bearing every situation And at the risk of an attack I'll use delicate persuasion To keep you in the other room [Verse 3] Winter Park, what an ironic statement Over one long night we can hardly speak Watching romance happen after hours But if you need to know, your secret's safe with me [Verse 4] These things aren't new to me I know it's exactly where you want to be But to bear the doubt is a troublesome route Who's laughing now? [Chorus] It's breaking my back bearing every situation And at the risk of an attack I'll use delicate persuasion To keep calm and carry on To avoid the night completely To drive us downtown To watch a shuttle launch and Aaron sing But what should have been or even is... [Bridge] Don't get the wrong impression Talking over and over and over an oversight Getting underwhelmed by a quieter sound tonight So draw a finger to your mouth (So draw a finger to your mouth) And start setting up your vows (And start setting up your vows) Of getting out of the house (Of getting out of the house) And driving east and down ‘Cause word is getting around [Outro] Winter Park What a mess you've made us