Steve Poponi - Cambridge, MA lyrics

[Verse 1] If my mom knew, she'd want to have a word with you On your train ride up to Cambridge She's always asking me what your life is panning out to be As if I saw you more than she sees me So I'll tell her about your cat Your thousands of dollars in debt And your plans to move back home I'll take the time to explain art shows The spy school and costumes But I'll leave out the hang out of you and me